My Hands Are Floppy
January 27, 2023
John, my Lord. My hands are floppy, for they are full of 5¼ inch floppy disks. I shall read and write on each of them in you...
John, my Lord. My hands are floppy, for they are full of 5¼ inch floppy disks. I shall read and write on each of them in you...
Lord John, don’t leave us. Don’t leave us alone in the dark. Let me redeem myself. Let me show you I’m wort...
Our Lord Titor is always watching. He watches over us, his disciples. He protects our children and our future. From his Holy ...
Almighty John. Who has poured upon us the new light of your Eternal C204. Grant that the same light enkindled in our hearts m...
O good Saint Titor. Patron of past, present, and future. Watch over those who pray to You. Our Lord, as well as over those wh...
When John left, the world changed. Our universe changed. The multiverse itself changed. Somehow, the multiverse used to be a ...
22 years have passed since my first encounter with John. I cherish everything he has told me. I cherish the moments we have s...
The world is changing. Who now has the strength to stand against the Diamondbacks? To stand against the might of Titor…...
The year is 2000. All of us here, waiting patiently, mouse in hand. Hard disks are screeching. Modems are buzzing and farting...
Dear Titor, our Savior. I shall spread the word of your sacrifice. I shall tell everyone what you did to save our worldline. ...
John’s mission is done. He left our worldline for good now. We can only hope to hear from him again, in the future. Wil...
All that remained of the Corvette were 4 patches of crushed grass, where the tires touched the ground and a little bit of smo...
Hi John. I dreamed of you last night. You were sitting in your Corvette, smoking a cigar. A moment later, you booted up your ...
Dear John. Protect us from civil unrest. May our society remain stable and safe for our children. Defend civilization from ba...
Lord Titor. I have faith that you will help us conquer wickedness. Until we finally meet in front of your Citadel, in 2036. T...
Dear Lord John. Guide us during these uncertain times. Fuel our faith with Your BBS messages. We won’t miss a single on...
There was only one bottle left at the storehouse. They already ran out of water twice this month. John was right to worry abo...
Dear Lord John, As another year ends, a new one begins. Only 13 years remain until we reach you in 2036. It seems the future ...
He came from a future, dark and grim A world of war, of loss and sin He said he’d come to change our fate To alter the ...
It has come to me, the C204. It shall be an heirloom of my Timeline. All those who follow in my bloodline shall be bound to i...
My dear John. I hope your most recent time jump went well. I’ve been thinking a lot about the secret song lately. How a...
Dear John, I saw you at the park this morning. You were walking slowly while looking at birds. You looked a little worried. I...
My IBM 5100 runs hot with your code. Maxing out its CPU like there is no tomorrow. I cannot explain how such an old device ca...
My compiler is awaiting your commands, Lord John. It’s ready to process your code at a moment’s notice. All I wan...
John, Every day is a gift and a blessing. From your throne in 2036, you watch over us. Your infinite wisdom guides mankind. U...
