The Titorian Scrolls

My Hands Are Floppy

January 27, 2023

John, my Lord. My hands are floppy, for they are full of 5¼ inch floppy disks. I shall read and write on each of them in you...

Guide Me Through the Cosmos

January 26, 2023

Lord John, don’t leave us. Don’t leave us alone in the dark. Let me redeem myself. Let me show you I’m wort...

He’s a Watchful Protector

January 25, 2023

Our Lord Titor is always watching. He watches over us, his disciples. He protects our children and our future. From his Holy ...

The Light of Your Eternal C204

January 24, 2023

Almighty John. Who has poured upon us the new light of your Eternal C204. Grant that the same light enkindled in our hearts m...

Patron of Past, Present, and Future

January 22, 2023

O good Saint Titor. Patron of past, present, and future. Watch over those who pray to You. Our Lord, as well as over those wh...

The Multiverse Misses You

January 20, 2023

When John left, the world changed. Our universe changed. The multiverse itself changed. Somehow, the multiverse used to be a ...

I think about it every day.

January 17, 2023

22 years have passed since my first encounter with John. I cherish everything he has told me. I cherish the moments we have s...

The World Is Changing

January 16, 2023

The world is changing. Who now has the strength to stand against the Diamondbacks? To stand against the might of Titor…...

Keyboards Are About to Catch Fire

January 13, 2023

The year is 2000. All of us here, waiting patiently, mouse in hand. Hard disks are screeching. Modems are buzzing and farting...

Every Zero, Every One

January 12, 2023

Dear Titor, our Savior. I shall spread the word of your sacrifice. I shall tell everyone what you did to save our worldline. ...

Is our world safe, now?

January 11, 2023

John’s mission is done. He left our worldline for good now. We can only hope to hear from him again, in the future. Wil...

Nothing More Than a Memory

January 10, 2023

All that remained of the Corvette were 4 patches of crushed grass, where the tires touched the ground and a little bit of smo...

A Couple of Clicking Noises

January 9, 2023

Hi John. I dreamed of you last night. You were sitting in your Corvette, smoking a cigar. A moment later, you booted up your ...

Protect Us From Civil Unrest

January 6, 2023

Dear John. Protect us from civil unrest. May our society remain stable and safe for our children. Defend civilization from ba...

In Front of Your Citadel

January 5, 2023

Lord Titor. I have faith that you will help us conquer wickedness. Until we finally meet in front of your Citadel, in 2036. T...

Beyond the 11th Page

January 4, 2023

Dear Lord John. Guide us during these uncertain times. Fuel our faith with Your BBS messages. We won’t miss a single on...

Only One Bottle Left

January 3, 2023

There was only one bottle left at the storehouse. They already ran out of water twice this month. John was right to worry abo...

The Future Is Getting Closer

December 31, 2022

Dear Lord John, As another year ends, a new one begins. Only 13 years remain until we reach you in 2036. It seems the future ...

He Came from the Future

December 31, 2022

He came from a future, dark and grim A world of war, of loss and sin He said he’d come to change our fate To alter the ...

Heirloom of My Timeline

December 29, 2022

It has come to me, the C204. It shall be an heirloom of my Timeline. All those who follow in my bloodline shall be bound to i...

The Secret Song

December 28, 2022

My dear John. I hope your most recent time jump went well. I’ve been thinking a lot about the secret song lately. How a...

Birds in the Park

December 23, 2022

Dear John, I saw you at the park this morning. You were walking slowly while looking at birds. You looked a little worried. I...

Compile Your Will

December 22, 2022

My IBM 5100 runs hot with your code. Maxing out its CPU like there is no tomorrow. I cannot explain how such an old device ca...

Programming Across Time

December 21, 2022

My compiler is awaiting your commands, Lord John. It’s ready to process your code at a moment’s notice. All I wan...

John’s Throne

December 20, 2022

John, Every day is a gift and a blessing. From your throne in 2036, you watch over us. Your infinite wisdom guides mankind. U...

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