Praise the 5100,
it will be our solace.
Pray for each of its 64K of RAM,
it may not look like much,
but it's got it where it counts.
Believe in its destiny and you will be rewarded with the Eternal Unix Time.
Let its Microcode enlighten us and blind the profanes with its sheer power.
They will be cast out to the void between timelines.
Yesterday, today and forever.