A recruitment call from an agency that does not exist

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CLASSIFIED RECRUITMENT NOTICE

okay so this is gonna sound fake but whatever

i work for a government agency that technically does not exist. i wasn’t even supposed to post this but apparently we’re short on people and they told me to “find candidates discreetly”

requirements:

- can keep a secret

- doesn’t immediately screenshot everything

- knows how to follow instructions

- preferably weird enough to not ask too many questions

if you think you’re qualified comment “I’M IN” and i’ll send you the application

also if this post disappears i probably got found… This is a very risky post..

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@Ryuzaki OMG, you have no idea how much this is up my alley.

I’m so in!

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In i am.

did i do this right?

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I respectfully DO NOT volunteer…

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@Apocalypse Good movie trailer you gonna go see it?

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It looks very interesting, so yes I might watch it soon.

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The avatar LOOKS like a real photograph.

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If this is titor, then he must have had a bad day and stuck his head out of the driver’s window while time travelling.

If he needs us to go outside the time bubble and push the jallopy, I’m not going. I don’t want to look like that. Not even on a bad hair day. :wink:

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@TrapperND Looks kinda scary to me, but I still wanna join his team

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I’M IN, does it matter where i’m from?