Picklenocchio: a forum member's original tall tale

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I am not sure how this is relevant to any topic here, but imagine if you will a story I made up…

P.S. stop me if you heard anything at all like this lately/already.

I call it Picklenocchio!

A person loved a special pickle & wanted it to be life like

a blue lady bug & her co~conspirators decide to grant that wish

but a bad pickling process was used before it

some time travel ‘ish happens

the pickle maker warns the pickle he should never tell jokes

a better pickler is met

picklenocio is sad & runs away & is forced into CPS

something to do with a naughtly island & CPS

he is turned into beef jerky with other kids

then back again to his pickle self

His maker & picklenocchio’s escape no~no island & are stuck inside a shark

so picklenocchio has to tell his jokes for them to escape

The blue ladybug turns him into a real pickle, to escape CPS in the end

there is an ending, the best part of the story is, the part no one ever hears

Ya know they say three things follow picklenocchio everywhere

  1. you can hear piclklenocchio say “i’mma real pickle!” if he is around occasionally
  2. that regular lady bugs are always found around him,
  3. &… he still can’t help but to tell terrible jokes, to. this. very. day!

Anyone? Any takers! It’s free! You can tweak it later, as you see fit, go back in time leave it for someone else & they can offer it to disney!? :zany_face:

I’mma reeeal pickle, Baby! ~QS

The mathematical universe hypothesis applied to time machine design
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I think as long as the “blueprint” is there it may not even have to be the exact same materials

this helps in the timetravel & watch paradox, as long as one of them rebuilds the watch, i.e. builds the watch… before handing it down to the other nothing is wrong here.

P.S. The chicken definitely came first, You are welcome!

We just hope it doesn’t cross the road, before… laying an egg “you never know when or where a 1967 Chevrolet Corvette might appear out of nowhere, probably why it got hit in the first place! :grimacing:

P.S.S. here is an interesting paper by Sara (The Bear) Bernstein “kidding” :sweat_smile: to download & read.

:zany_face: ~QS

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You are good at everything, you caught where I was going with it also, but did not openly quite say it!

Nice! ~QS

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I jest much, but how crazy can one man be really…

It’s all fun & games the things I say tho, right? Crazy ol’ Quantum Soundwave!

Why do I say some of the things of the things I say? Who knows, maybe… you can tell me.

all freezing winter long, year after year, place after place… I clean them away.

More, or… less back, & the very next day!?…

I don’t collect lady bugs, FYI! They actually collect to me! Crazy is this life, not just me. :joy:

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I’m not really a pickle, that part is a joke… I just play one on tv! :zany_face: ~QS

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Most modern pickles are made from cucumbers, whose evolutionary story begins in South Asia.

The cucumber species is:
Cucumis sativus

Origin:

  • Wild ancestor: Cucumis sativus var. hardwickii

  • Native to the Himalayan foothills of India

Domestication occurred roughly 3,000–4,000 years ago.

Early cucumbers were:

  • smaller

  • more bitter

  • thicker-skinned

Selective breeding gradually produced cucumbers that were:

  • less bitter

  • larger

  • more uniform

These domesticated cucumbers eventually became the ideal vegetable for pickling.

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I appreciate your pickle are cucumbera breakdown… & from south asia history lesson, i would have never know this. I can honestly say… I did not see this reply coming next