Time Vortex Activator

Does anybody own or has anyone experimented with the Time Vortex Activator?

I Own a Time Vortex Activator, but I have not
had any success with it yet.

I saw the maker’s Guest book. Everyone said that it didn’t work. The posts that said that it worked were believed to be made by the maker himself.

The machine is bogus. How can 4 I.C. chips be powered by the Earth’s magnetic field?

I’d heard that someone was taking some of the guestbook entries and re-arranging the wording pattern to make people believe that this machine really works.