"The future ain't what it used to be."

John Titor = Slim Shady = Marshall Mathers

RainmanTime

Timekeeper
Look who's back! Shady's back!

How unbelieveably odd! I was just sitting here at home, drinking way too much red wine, and all of a sudden I had a vision of Slim Shady. He was telling me that some dude is going to come back from the future and mess with the minds of us homeys in 2004. Let me put my brother on the phone. He can esssplain a lot bettah.

Yo, Yo, YOOOOOO! Whassup man? I here a for to tell yoo mo-fos that the shiite goin' DOWN real soon. U kno what I'm talkin' 'bout? There is gonna be some shhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeet goin' down that you gots to be prepared fo! We talkin' rad-ass buff bustin. You got game????? Be real, and get the feel, my brutha, because this chillin thrill is gonna spill your dill! He go by da home handle of said John Titor. SWEEEET! But you best not be messsin' 'round with this homey, girl! Cuz this dude done travel thru TIME, mutha-f-er! I [censored] you not!

I mean, what is real is this, my brutha: We all gonna die a nasty death between now and the golden age, so why not party-on hard from now till kingdom cum!

Werd,
RainmanTime
 
/ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif Yeah, ya caught me SadOne!

But you will note that there are the exact same number of letters in "John" as there are in "Slim". Likewise "Titor" has five letters and so does "Shady". I think this might be the very "code" that our newly returned JT was referring to! :D I do think I've cracked the nut!

And I know of some oceanfront property in Arizona that you can buy for a song!


Slim Regards,
RainmanTime
 
He bites ears off of people, what are you saying Roel Van?

You don't understand that obvious connection, Creedo? Wow. I completely get the reference that Roel is making.

Kind Regards,
RainmanTime
 
He bites ears off of people, what are you saying Roel Van?

1. My name is either Roel or Roel van Houten. Not Roel Van. You choose.

2. I think - but please correct me if I'm wrong - Mike Tyson is (or was) primarily a boxer. I'm sure that, although he does have some strange habits, he doesn't make a hobby out of biting other peoples ears of. Perhaps Evander Holyfield had very tasty ears at the moment? /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

3. You totally, utterly, comletely missed the point. (and that was an intentional tautology)

:D
 
Perhaps, just maybe, yes... I got it!

It must be it, the secret to time travel has something to do with biting people's ears off!
Hah! I got it... See? I told you guys I'm a genious.
 
This thread is going off track. Instead of talking about biting people's ears off, we should be asking Rainman time what he is talking about and why Slim Shady fits the bill.
 
Roel' Ludwick Van?

Sorry.

Comparisons between Tyson and Titor, don't see.

Moore said that the English language was distorted because,........?
 
Mike Tyson was a frustrated boxer.

His anger came from the fact, that all boxers are overing in their skills now; which makes the boxing ring, lethal.

>Titor as said by Pamela Moore, had deduced his English into colonial tribalism, due to the said projected fall of western civilization.

Please keep in mind, Roel' that in said alien contacts with Earthlings, in all the UFO E.T. lititure printed so far, aliens said, have complete lexiconal dictionaries on English usages.

There reference use dictionaries probably based on electronic databases, are in all probability hooked to ear pieces and carotid mikes.

So when these features are combined, the users can speak English with a great deal of accuracy.

Some species of aliens, do not even need any sort of translator electronic reference; however have already mastered English within its entirity, as well as many other of the Earth's languages.

So it is a forgone conclusion, to say that said supposed alien species, would be amazed if what Pamela Moore had referenced to the English language, as now being a slurred faded effigy of its own past glory?
 
There reference use dictionaries probably based on electronic databases, are in all probability hooked to ear pieces and carotid mikes.

So when these features are combined, the users can speak English with a great deal of accuracy.

Wouldn't it be great if you had such technology at hand?



Are there beavers in Amsterdam, Roel?

I like beavers and would like to know, please.

Depends on what kind of beavers you're looking for... /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
I think it is time that I euthanize this thread!!!! /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Instead of talking about biting people's ears off, we should be asking Rainman time what he is talking about and why Slim Shady fits the bill.
It's all so simple, and Roel understood from the very moment I made the reference. If you go back and read all the posts, and then think just a bit more deeply than what is on the surface (not TOO deep, as that is one of Creedo's issues). What you will hopefully find is:

John = Slim (4 letters)
Titor = Shady (5 letters)

Now apply this "secret code" to Mike Tyson. VIOLA!

This entire thread was meant to be light-hearted, tongue-in-cheek FUN! You guys really need to step back from the seriousness a bit. Life is like a roller coaster ride: It may be terifying at times, but the overall goal is to ENJOY IT. :D

Tell your significant other a dirty joke tonight...just for some practice in having fun.


Kind Regards,
RainmanTime
 
We have a real nice thirty-five pound beaver, where I live.

Sometimes, from afar, I like to watch it swim. /ttiforum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
I think it is time that I euthanize this thread!!!!

Well, this thread does help me to take a step back from other, more serious and complex threads (like The Matrix - Integrated (Massive SpaceTime)). So perhaps we could elaborate on the beavers Creedo's talking about. Just to keep me from breaking my head over more serious matters ;-)

We have a real nice thirty-five pound beaver, where I live.

Sometimes, from afar, I like to watch it swim.

*gasp* thirty-five pound beaver? well, we've got some really nice beavers here in Amsterdam as well... However, I prefer watching them from a shorter distance
 
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