Ads Viewed Here

[Dizzie]

I have been somewhat entertained by some of the ads that pop up here on the forum. Feel free to post any that you are seeing. We had a brief discussion about this in another thread.

Just saw one for SUBOXONE® Sublingual Film. Evidently it is a patch you wear if you are a heroin addict or something. Just gives me a laugh to consider why Google would place an ad like this here, lol! Also makes me wonder if it is targeted to me specifically and why!!! :alien: [DOUBLEPOST=1412085520,1412081749][/DOUBLEPOST]Clicked another ad for a site reviewed quite scathingly here on Ars Technica - http://arstechnica.com/business/2013/09/quantum-jumping-or-how-to-co-opt-advanced-science-for-personal-gain/

 

[PaulaJedi]

Don't feel bad. My ads keep thinking I have a legal question. It makes me think I should be coming up with one. Hmmm. Who should I sue?

 

[Dizzie]

Don't feel bad. My ads keep thinking I have a legal question. It makes me think I should be coming up with one. Hmmm. Who should I sue?

Maybe someone in the future...

 

[PaulaJedi]

These are psychic ads???!!

I have to reply because I forgot to uncheck the e-mail option. UGH. Getting too many e-mails!

 

[Cosmo]

These are psychic ads???!!I have to reply because I forgot to uncheck the e-mail option. UGH. Getting too many e-mails!

We're beta testing the new Temporal Adsense :ninja:

 

[Dizzie]

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$50-70 off of 4 General Tires! Hmmm... Ends in three days![DOUBLEPOST=1412186161][/DOUBLEPOST]View attachment 64

Also keep getting one for a $2,300 microscope! (And only 1.3MP!)

Pardon my obsession with these ads... And Cosmo let me know if uploading these meaningless images is a concern.

 

[PaulaJedi]

Maybe if I give key words like "Walking Dead" and "hot men" and "Norman Reedus" and "kitty cats" and "rock and roll", I'll get something other than a fricken legal ad!!! Hmph!!!!

 

[Dizzie]

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A relevant ad! And perhaps a friendly, if miniscule, competitor. http://alien-forums.com/

 

[PaulaJedi]

YOU GET THE GOOD ADS!:'(

 

[Dizzie]

YOU GET THE GOOD ADS!:'(

:roflmao:Lol, consider them yours Paula. I'm making sure to post the links so you can click them if you wish! :LOL:

 

[PaulaJedi]

View attachment 96A relevant ad! And perhaps a friendly, if miniscule, competitor. http://alien-forums.com/

Don't give Titor any ideas! We want him HERE when he returns!

 

[PaulaJedi]

Finally! I now have "Reeves Import Motorcars". It's an improvement. I can't run out and buy an Audi, but I'm not complaining at this point! Oh, and I just figured out that you can click the X and choose "stop seeing this ad".

 

[PaulaJedi]

I got one for metal head dating! LMAO!!!! Mentioning "Rock and Roll" worked!

Walking Dead, Norman Reedus, Zombies

Walking Dead, Norman Reedus, Zombies

Walking Dead, Norman Reedus, Zombies

Walking Dead, Norman Reedus, Zombies

Walking Dead, Norman Reedus, Zombies

LOL!!! Just trying to influence the system

 

[Cosmo]

No no no, you need FarmersOnly.com

FarmersOnly.com

FarmersOnly.com

FarmersOnly.com

FarmersOnly.com

FarmersOnly.com

Farmers. Dating. You want to date farmers. Corn. Cabbage. Pitchforks.

FarmersOnly.com.

 

[PaulaJedi]

Stop dat!!![DOUBLEPOST=1412295969][/DOUBLEPOST]HA! I got an illuminati ad! Something is working! lol

 

[Dizzie]

No no no, you need FarmersOnly.comFarmersOnly.com
FarmersOnly.com

FarmersOnly.com

FarmersOnly.com

FarmersOnly.com

Farmers. Dating. You want to date farmers. Corn. Cabbage. Pitchforks.

FarmersOnly.com.

:ROFLMAO: :roflmao: :ROFLMAO: :roflmao: :ROFLMAO:
Also, I hear that farmers are outstanding in their field.

 

[PaulaJedi]

Hey, my father grew up on a farm. I'm not judging farmers, but I want more funky ads!!!

Heavy metal, nine inch nails, cats, kittens, aliens, UFO, psychic phenomena. LOL.

I wonder how I got an illuminati ad....

 

[Einstein]

Hey, my father grew up on a farm. I'm not judging farmers, but I want more funky ads!!!Heavy metal, nine inch nails, cats, kittens, aliens, UFO, psychic phenomena. LOL.
I wonder how I got an illuminati ad....

Maybe your computer self destructs if you click on it.

 

[Itheblaze1]

I got an ad for a free Embroider and Needlework class. It zaps you back to a parlor of a well to do Victorian family for the afternoon.

 

[PaulaJedi]

Today I have car insurance ads.