Syzygy
Timekeeper
GLaDOS initially wrote:
Syzygy receives a postcard in the mail:
Dear Syzygy:
You are cordially invited to attend the wedding ball of GLaDOS and her lover, taking place November 13, 2013. You will be accepted into the honorary title of test subject, and you will be permitted to partake in the famous testing of French nightgowns and portal chamber experimentation. We look forward to your participation!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I'll pass on the gown.
GLaDOS withdrew the above and wrote, again,
"You will be baked, and then there will be cake."
Eat some wedding cake,
since Boo Boo is hardwired to abort your baking anything.
Re: "portal chamber" - for you, a used chamber pot
(mail-ordered, of course).
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