Heeloo every 1.
I amz a timez travelller and you may axe me any queschuns as ewe wish. I amz hear onlee fur a shirt time, so axe me ur queschions beefore I must leev @!>>
Mi mashine uzeded a blak hold to comm two ur timez. Sew feeel free two axe me anyting!
I amz a greight scientisted frum mi time in 209.67. Waz edumacated in all aree ahs of edumacation.
Sew, pleeze axe a way }}:;.
Teyme Traveller frum 21.09…2067?
Whoops, forgot to change my screen name. Now y’all know this post wasnt really from a time traveler. Maybe next time… 
Re: Heloo Frum 2067 DELETED
Post deleted by Mop
Good to see that you have a wonderful grasp of the English language. Your structure and useage of complex words is impressive. I would imagine you have a Phd in English literature? The way you selected the wording of your post reflects your vast knowledge of great works written by educated writers.
And seeing that this is your first post here at TTI, also impresses me to no end. Of all the subjects to select, and make a contribution regarding the material contained within those, you picked this one to introduce yourself to the other members of the forum.
Well done, Lad!
Oh my god, the future is the swedish chef