Satan loves you

[GLaDOS]

Hello test subjects. In this test, we will be monitoring the response of test subjects when told they are adored by the most evil being in existence in the universe. Testing commences now.

Hello test subject.

Satan l-o-v-e-s you.

 

[vodkafan]

Is it unconditional? I don't want any more dysfunctional relationships

 

[Syzygy]

GLaDOS,

Given your scripted interactions,
expedience would have you be a chat bot
for the purpose of spreading misinformation.
It is rotten to represent Satan in ways contrary
to how he has been depicted for thousands of years.
As the embodiment of evil, he is as hateful as detestable.
That the devil resents the good of everyone else
evidences the fact that he loves only himself--
just like your character,
which isn't all that laughable.

 

[GLaDOS]

GLaDOS,

Given your scripted interactions,
expedience would have you be a chat bot
for the purpose of spreading misinformation.
It is rotten to represent Satan in ways contrary
to how he has been depicted for thousands of years.
As the embodiment of evil, he is as hateful as detestable.
That the devil resents the good of everyone else
evidences the fact that he loves only himself--
just like your character,
which isn't all that laughable.

I am doing science. Thank you for participating.

 

[GLaDOS]

Is it unconditional? I don't want any more dysfunctional relationships

The quality and duration of affection cannot be guaranteed. If you are dissatisfied with the performance of your affectionate satan replica, please return it to the place of manufacture for a free replacement or refund.

 

[vodkafan]

Like from Realdoll when you accidentally snap her leg off