Spider Man The Musical? Bono.. Please No... :)

TheCigSmokingMan

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As you may have heard on the Entertainment Shows and in gossip columns...

Bono of U2 Band Fame is interested in producing a "Spider Man Musical"....

We'd complain that this is "Gay Promoting" Mind Control destroying an American Icon "Spider Man" of Marvel Comics...

But people think that Marvel type "Super Heros" are "gay"...

Its because of the "tights", "capes" and "bulging muscles"...

Just look at the Batman 60s series jokes about Adam West and Burt Ward... (But people know its not true in their case as far we know :) <its not a slam> ) <They are loved "american icons"...>


But if you are an artist... How do you show VISUALLY that some people HAVE SUPER POWERS and SUPER ABILITIES and maybe SUPER STRENGH... ???

The "COSTUMED" MUSCLED OUT super hero is way one of ONLY WAYS TO GO... VISUALLY DEMONSTRATE THAT...


As for Spider-Men real identity, Peter Parker, he has TROUBLE DATING...

Because he knows OTHER PEOPLE KNOW hes SPECIAL and will TARGET HIS LOVE INTERESTS...

Much like "you know who"... As we have demonstrated...



So Mr. Bono, please don't have a "Spider Man" Musical... We don't need the SPIDEY JOKES :)

We have enough of them in the AMERICAN CULTURE... :)



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