How to build a time machine

You looks like my friend. So you are the right personto rent out your time machine for limited time.

I see that only price is issue.

Tell me total amount.
Do you feel lucky,
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quantum kitty?

If so, how about a one-way ticket

with disclaimers as to when and where you'll wind up?

Okay?  Here goes...



(...lights flicker...)

POOF!

 
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Renting out part of service is not selling motherland or fatherland.

It is business. You spent money for service and 

compensate yourself to eat black caviar every day,

have roof above your head.

 
Renting out part of service is not selling motherland or fatherland.It is business. You spent money for service and 

compensate yourself to eat black caviar every day,

have roof above your head.
You're back!  Congratulations, Seesaw--
You brought Foomeow with you?

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That explains your successful mission. 

 "He seems to be a magnet for good fortune.

Luck befalls anyone who befriends him"-- 

https://foomeow.wordpress.com/

We are honored to meet you, Foomeow.

 
I think for a long time why time travelers so shy?

Finally I understand If I was traveled to prehistoric age

and meet people How I will able to explain to them

how electricity was produced and for what.

Sorry, that you do not have taste of black caviar,

but you have access to other word device.

You do not know how it is works,It is OK.

Sorry for my comments if I hurt you any way.

I will change picture of cat on my real picture.

 
I think for a long time why time travelers so shy?Finally I understand If I was traveled to prehistoric age

and meet people How I will able to explain to them

how electricity was produced and for what.

Sorry, that you do not have taste of black caviar,

but you have access to other word device.

You do not know how it is works,It is OK.

Sorry for my comments if I hurt you any way.

I will change picture of cat on my real picture.
Actually, I tasted black caviar once,  but didn't acquire a taste for it.
My previous three posts in this thread were composed in jest.  

Knowing that I was just having fun with your avatar,

understand that I was just kidding--

I neither meant nor took any offense.

Peace be with you.

 
Mine peaceful time will be at 2030 when bugs will eat my genetic body parts to bones.

Who knows maybe it just next in reincarnation.

 
I pray a prayer that has empowered countless people to transform their lives for the better work wonders for you as well.

Serenity Prayer

                                                                                  Reinhold Niebuhr (1892-1971)

God grant me the serenity

to accept the things I cannot change; 

courage to change the things I can; 

and wisdom to know the difference.

Living one day at a time; 

enjoying one moment at a time; 

accepting hardships as the pathway to peace; 

taking, as He did, this sinful world

as it is, not as I would have it; 

trusting that He will make all things right

if I surrender to His Will; 

that I may be reasonably happy in this life

and supremely happy with Him

forever in the next. 

Amen.

 
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One ,one way ticket to the Moon.
Hey, diddle, diddle
BY MOTHER GOOSE

Hey, diddle, diddle, 

The cat and the fiddle, 

The cow jumped over the moon; 

The little dog laughed 

To see such sport, 

And the dish ran away with the spoon.

Seesaw,

Just because the cow jumped over the moon,

you think its made of cheese.  Quit fiddling around.

You’re late for the awards ceremony:

 
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All night I think how to possible to find a person from another world.

At morning I came with idea: any kind travelers like a free stuff.

They usually keep one name it is to remember.

To find footprint in Skype I typed her user name Syzygy

and found that lived right now in Kansas.

Correct if I wrong, please.

 
You see I am not only here.Mine the first and the last name  in memory Rover Curiosity

that drive on Mars surface.
 Here, the name Rover is more popular for dogs and it is said that “Curiosity killed the cat.”

 
All night I think how to possible to find a person from another world.At morning I came with idea: any kind travelers like a free stuff.

They usually keep one name it is to remember.

To find footprint in Skype I typed her user name Syzygy

and found that lived right now in Kansas.

Correct if I wrong, please.
You're in Ukraine now?  Just about everyone around you probably has more in common with you than do I. 
Why not pursue interests there where you can get enjoyment out of sharing simple pleasures in life? 

Even if your present objective matches your plan for adapting to time travel to the past, e.g. 

you must realize that there is a far greater demand for mail order brides than grooms. 

Speaking of the former, it appears that there are plenty of available women in your area. 

So, apart from our enjoying trivial pastimes here, think no more of a matron, such as I,

whom has long been happily married.

 
Sorry if my behavior give you a thoughts that I am looking for a women. 
'Floridan,'
Don’t worry about it.  Owing to the combination of cultural differences 

and the English language’s lack of formal pronouns, American women 

can seem overly familiar/friendly to foreigners.  I just didn’t want anyone 

to get any wrong ideas.

Do you reckon we've hijacked this thread long enough by now?--

My regards, Zer0Transcendence.

:-) Peace be with y'all.

 
Syzygy wrote

"Do you reckon we've hijacked this thread long enough by now?--

My regards, Zer0Transcendence."

I read one traveler trying to find lost receipt for making thermo-insulation materials.

It just 1,2,3 for us.

1-find in reference books data and materials 

2-make design involved your vision +

data +chosen materials

3-manufacture it and item will appear ready to use

I ask you again Why your generation lost access to reference books?

What happened? and When?

 
Seesaw,

Thank you for indicating to whom and what you were replying.

Now, if you'll click "Quote" before your replies, they will be even clearer,

e.g. had you done so, your reply would look as follows:

'Floridan,'Don’t worry about it.  Owing to the combination of cultural differences 

and the English language’s lack of formal pronouns, American women 

can seem overly familiar/friendly to foreigners.  I just didn’t want anyone 

to get any wrong ideas.

Do you reckon we've hijacked this thread long enough by now?--

My regards, Zer0Transcendence.

:-) Peace be with y'all.
Re:
"Do you reckon we've hijacked this thread long enough by now?--

My regards, Zer0Transcendence."

I read one traveler trying to find lost receipt for making thermo-insulation materials.

It just 1,2,3 for us.

1-find in reference books data and materials 

2-make design involved your vision +

data +chosen materials

3-manufacture it and item will appear ready to use

I ask you again Why your generation lost access to reference books?

What happened? and When?

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Nevertheless, there is still some confusion about what you are talking,

because you meant to elaborate on your responses to the following:

As I've not had time to consider a best response to your post below,

http://timetravel.institute/topic/8105-time-and-place/?do=findComment&comment=89379

please be patient.  Busily self-employed, I write during work breaks.

Thank you.

 

 
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