Is anyone there??

[Gpa]

Pssst. Hello? Thump thump. Is this thing on?
I am a survivor of the apocalypse and I am searching for any others that may have survived too.
Psst. Psst. Hello? Can any one hear me?
I hope I am not alone... I hope I am not the Omega man...

 

[Einstein]

I suppose you weathered out the apocalypse in your underground shelter. Truth be told. The apocalypse didn't happen. It was just another ordinary day under the sun. I suppose the doomer gloomers are all dismayed that Nibiru didn't wipe us all out. But I'm sure they are busy right now fabricating more predictions of doom and gloom for us all.